Daniel "Keyser" Keyser
Favorite Game: Time Warp, Steve
Interesting Fact: Dan has a $500,000 insurance package on each of his sideburns.
Personal Improv Rule: When in doubt, make your character creepy.
Born in a small town in rural Alaska, Dan “The Man” Keyser was orphaned at birth when a pro-choice activist bombed the hospital where he had just entered the world. The activist was unaware that Dan had survived all attempts to “plug the little bastard,” and was alive and kicking in utero. Said “concerned citizen” drove a Jeep filled with gasoline and alcohol into the Eastern wall of the maternity ward, causing lots of cool explosions. Huge ones. Yes, Dan entered the world in just about as awesome a fashion as can be imagined. Left with no one to care for him, the child lay huddled in a veritable cocoon made by his parents-to-be’s burning corpses. But Dan didn’t cry; he rose from the figurative and literal ashes like a phoenix. Some still call him “The Boy Who Lived…Through a Huge Explosion When He Was Being Born.” The young master Keyser took to the frigid Alaskan rivers and, after several years of adventures with a friendly Dolphin named Keto and a poorly tempered polar bear who only responds to “The Gruff,” Dan once again stepped onto the shores of human civilization. Only now he was wiser. Smarter. Quicker. Ready to fight for truth. Dan Keyser had emerged – an improv comedian.