Ian Cooley
Favorite Game: WTF Chuck (round 1)
Interesting Fact: Lysol should not be ingested to treat the common cold
Personal Improv Rule: If you’re need to kill your scene partner, KILL your scene partner.
Three pupils of the Evangelist Primary School in the northern New Jersey town of Wyckoff rushed into the headmistress’s office in September 1994 and said that a fellow pupil had been transformed into a yam after accepting a sweet from a stranger. The headmistress found the root tuber and took it to the police station for safekeeping. Following local radio reports, hundreds of people flocked to see the yam and police were hunting for the sweet-giver. What happened next failed to reach the media.
For the first time, what happened next will be made public for the world to know. From the ashes of the subsequently burned yam, the marvelous ginger form of Ian emerged. He continues to hand out sweets to strangers, transforming them into yams that will ultimately gestate and birth gingers. Currently, there are approximately 18 million gingers living in the United States. Ian is planning full world domination with this yam born army.
Interesting Fact: Lysol should not be ingested to treat the common cold
Personal Improv Rule: If you’re need to kill your scene partner, KILL your scene partner.
Three pupils of the Evangelist Primary School in the northern New Jersey town of Wyckoff rushed into the headmistress’s office in September 1994 and said that a fellow pupil had been transformed into a yam after accepting a sweet from a stranger. The headmistress found the root tuber and took it to the police station for safekeeping. Following local radio reports, hundreds of people flocked to see the yam and police were hunting for the sweet-giver. What happened next failed to reach the media.
For the first time, what happened next will be made public for the world to know. From the ashes of the subsequently burned yam, the marvelous ginger form of Ian emerged. He continues to hand out sweets to strangers, transforming them into yams that will ultimately gestate and birth gingers. Currently, there are approximately 18 million gingers living in the United States. Ian is planning full world domination with this yam born army.