Matt Steurer
Favorite Game: Challenge
Interesting Fact: Pizza was once classified as a vegetable by Congress.
Personal Improv Rule: Change it up for every element of LARCH as often as possible. Vary your scenes!
Still wondering if he was stolen away from Canada, Matthew was allegedly born and raised in New Jersey. He can recite all the books of the Bible by heart, but only after he recites Ring around the Rosie. During which, he will sprout holy angelic wings for he is really the archangel Raphael. When not bringing sheer to joy to the masses on his television program “Wingin’ It,” he can be found at any local pizzeria enjoying an entire pie by himself. Matthew also is in search of relics long thought to be lost to the sands of time. To that he says “The sands are still just sand. One only needs a large enough shovel. Or crane.” To that effect, he is still searching for the fabled Shovel of Excavation, which grants its wielder unparalleled abilities in the digging arts as well as massive boots to intelligence, spirit, and stamina. Anyone with information should offer up a sacrifice of one pizza slice (preferably a pepperoni or buffalo chicken slice) and he will without a doubt appear to lighten your burden.
Interesting Fact: Pizza was once classified as a vegetable by Congress.
Personal Improv Rule: Change it up for every element of LARCH as often as possible. Vary your scenes!
Still wondering if he was stolen away from Canada, Matthew was allegedly born and raised in New Jersey. He can recite all the books of the Bible by heart, but only after he recites Ring around the Rosie. During which, he will sprout holy angelic wings for he is really the archangel Raphael. When not bringing sheer to joy to the masses on his television program “Wingin’ It,” he can be found at any local pizzeria enjoying an entire pie by himself. Matthew also is in search of relics long thought to be lost to the sands of time. To that he says “The sands are still just sand. One only needs a large enough shovel. Or crane.” To that effect, he is still searching for the fabled Shovel of Excavation, which grants its wielder unparalleled abilities in the digging arts as well as massive boots to intelligence, spirit, and stamina. Anyone with information should offer up a sacrifice of one pizza slice (preferably a pepperoni or buffalo chicken slice) and he will without a doubt appear to lighten your burden.