Beau Aranosian
Favorite Game: Time Warp
Interesting fact: Squirrels forget where about 50% of the nuts they've hidden are.
Personal Improv Rule: Your audience will only have fun if you're having fun as well.
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A young man stands in his bedroom. Hands hovering nervously above his keyboard, he will soon embark on the most important mission of his life. But first, our hero needs a name. What exactly is his name again?
> Enter name.
No you dishonorable goose. "APATHETIC SLOB" is not his name. Once more, please.
> Let's try this again.
Yes, his name is "BEAU ARANOSIAN". This sounds much better.
> Examine heroic mission.
You have been given the task of WRITING A BIOGRAPHY. The problem is your ATTENTION SPAN is heavily lacking in a little thing called FOCUS. Besides, it's for some IMPROV COMEDY TROUPE. Who even likes comedy? Instead of being a good homo-sapien and actually doing your much needed assignment, you continue on your epic quest as a POKEMON MASTER. You also take breaks here and there watching your favorite internet show GAME GRUMPS for a few laughs and some good times, proving that you are one of the few people out there that is a fan of comedy. Anyway, it's obvious that your ability to PROCRASTINATE could very well save someone's life, if you weren't too busy doing what you do best. However now is the time to get serious. The BIOGRAPHY will not write itself. That is, unless you suddenly become a genius and engineer a self-writing bio program. So many possibilities are now in your grasp.
What will you do?
Interesting fact: Squirrels forget where about 50% of the nuts they've hidden are.
Personal Improv Rule: Your audience will only have fun if you're having fun as well.
> ==>
A young man stands in his bedroom. Hands hovering nervously above his keyboard, he will soon embark on the most important mission of his life. But first, our hero needs a name. What exactly is his name again?
> Enter name.
No you dishonorable goose. "APATHETIC SLOB" is not his name. Once more, please.
> Let's try this again.
Yes, his name is "BEAU ARANOSIAN". This sounds much better.
> Examine heroic mission.
You have been given the task of WRITING A BIOGRAPHY. The problem is your ATTENTION SPAN is heavily lacking in a little thing called FOCUS. Besides, it's for some IMPROV COMEDY TROUPE. Who even likes comedy? Instead of being a good homo-sapien and actually doing your much needed assignment, you continue on your epic quest as a POKEMON MASTER. You also take breaks here and there watching your favorite internet show GAME GRUMPS for a few laughs and some good times, proving that you are one of the few people out there that is a fan of comedy. Anyway, it's obvious that your ability to PROCRASTINATE could very well save someone's life, if you weren't too busy doing what you do best. However now is the time to get serious. The BIOGRAPHY will not write itself. That is, unless you suddenly become a genius and engineer a self-writing bio program. So many possibilities are now in your grasp.
What will you do?