Dan "Bearded Dragon" Loverro
Favorite Game: Scenes From a Word
Interesting Fact: Dan speaks fluent Dinosaur.
Personal Improv Rule: Never give up! Trust your instincts!
Oh, to have flown so high, yet to have crashed so hard. Tis the life of the lowly pickle. For it is better to have flown and crashed, then to not have flown at all. Except in the case of a plane, where the absence of a crash will lead to the continued existence of many a passenger. But alas, pickles shall be dealt to those deemed worthy. For only the select few shall enjoy the splendor of these transformed cucumbers. Such succulent flavor, with a crunch OH so satisfying. And the Lord said unto Isaac, "You must eat this pickle." And it was good. And Isaac said, "God, who hath given us life and subsequently pickles, what else will you offer us in your divine grace?" And His Holiness gave the people the cheeseburger unto which to place their ascended cucumbers. And this was even better then before. The people rejoiced, and thus it was chiseled in stone, that the pickle, in its glory, shall be the food of the Gods. Amen.
Dan Loverro's Plan B
If Dan's life doesn’t work out, he's going to obtain a small farmhouse with a big pond. He's going to get dozens of duck eggs and hatch them all. They’ll think that Dan is their mother and follow him in a line. How entertaining! He'll set up obstacle courses for them, to follow him through, including a maze. He'll charge admission to come watch the Loverro Duck troupe. Maybe he'll take the Troupe global. Japan would like that. They like stuff like that. (as well as dressing like women, ridiculous game shows, and robots.)
Interesting Fact: Dan speaks fluent Dinosaur.
Personal Improv Rule: Never give up! Trust your instincts!
Oh, to have flown so high, yet to have crashed so hard. Tis the life of the lowly pickle. For it is better to have flown and crashed, then to not have flown at all. Except in the case of a plane, where the absence of a crash will lead to the continued existence of many a passenger. But alas, pickles shall be dealt to those deemed worthy. For only the select few shall enjoy the splendor of these transformed cucumbers. Such succulent flavor, with a crunch OH so satisfying. And the Lord said unto Isaac, "You must eat this pickle." And it was good. And Isaac said, "God, who hath given us life and subsequently pickles, what else will you offer us in your divine grace?" And His Holiness gave the people the cheeseburger unto which to place their ascended cucumbers. And this was even better then before. The people rejoiced, and thus it was chiseled in stone, that the pickle, in its glory, shall be the food of the Gods. Amen.
Dan Loverro's Plan B
If Dan's life doesn’t work out, he's going to obtain a small farmhouse with a big pond. He's going to get dozens of duck eggs and hatch them all. They’ll think that Dan is their mother and follow him in a line. How entertaining! He'll set up obstacle courses for them, to follow him through, including a maze. He'll charge admission to come watch the Loverro Duck troupe. Maybe he'll take the Troupe global. Japan would like that. They like stuff like that. (as well as dressing like women, ridiculous game shows, and robots.)