Emily Mullin
Favorite game: Challenge
Interesting fact: We’re on a spinning ball in the middle of space.
Personal Improv Rule: If you think something’s funny there is a 78.2% chance that it is so go for it. Also don’t forget to breathe because fainting is only funny sometimes.
Four score and seven years ago Emily Mullin was brought forth on this continent, a new person, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. In her personal life, she is a killer queen, gunpowder, guillotine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime. Emily has them Apple Bottom Jeans, boots with the fur, and got the whole club lookin’ at her. In regards to her life in the public eye however, Emily would like the world to know that she did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. She is in fact the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen. Additionally they may have tried to make her go to rehab but she said “no, no, no”. Presently, Emily can be found at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby way, or the second star to the right. She still can paint with all the colors of the wind, and would like to remind everyone that her hips don’t lie. She’s now often seen taking a sad song and making it better and it is her personal belief that she is finally there, sittin’ on her thrown as the prince of Bel-Air. Her life will forever be remembered as being one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. And that kids is how Emily met your mother.
Additional disclaimer:
*Emily reacts positively to whale sounds*
Interesting fact: We’re on a spinning ball in the middle of space.
Personal Improv Rule: If you think something’s funny there is a 78.2% chance that it is so go for it. Also don’t forget to breathe because fainting is only funny sometimes.
Four score and seven years ago Emily Mullin was brought forth on this continent, a new person, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. In her personal life, she is a killer queen, gunpowder, guillotine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime. Emily has them Apple Bottom Jeans, boots with the fur, and got the whole club lookin’ at her. In regards to her life in the public eye however, Emily would like the world to know that she did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. She is in fact the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen. Additionally they may have tried to make her go to rehab but she said “no, no, no”. Presently, Emily can be found at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby way, or the second star to the right. She still can paint with all the colors of the wind, and would like to remind everyone that her hips don’t lie. She’s now often seen taking a sad song and making it better and it is her personal belief that she is finally there, sittin’ on her thrown as the prince of Bel-Air. Her life will forever be remembered as being one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. And that kids is how Emily met your mother.
Additional disclaimer:
*Emily reacts positively to whale sounds*