Kim "Tiny" Mackanic
Favorite Game: Ding!, Half-life, Crazy-prov
Interesting Fact: Kim is the token cripple AND the token Native American.
Personal Improv Rule:
1) When it doubt, whip ‘em out.
2) If all else fails, kill a bitch.
Kim was always a wild and crazy kid who grew up in a round house in the small town of Weinerville. She began adventuring with Pete and Pete at the age of six. At age 14, her cousins Keenan and Kel double dared her to explain it all to Clarissa. She did. Twice. When Kim entered the 9th grade, Nick and Stick Stickly tried to take over her school but she wasn't having it; Kim ran through the halls screaming "Ahh! Real monsters!" and the two ran out of there like they were on a super toy run. Unfortunately, weeks later, Kim found her boyfriend, Doug, exploring the secret world of Alex Mack. It got messy; there were guts everywhere. Kim ran away to a hidden temple to avoid the police until all the craziness died down. Come on, what would you do? She had no choice. Luckily, before she went completely out of her mind, some rock-climbers named Ren and Stimpy stumbled upon the temple and rescued Kim. Since she had not seen sunlight in years, she could not look directly in their faces. Instead, she saluted their shorts in appreciation. Kim's crazy tale inspired the third book in the "Mystery Files" series by Shelby Woo. Damn, that girl is all that (Kim, not Shelby. Shelby may be all that, too, but this isn't her bio). Kim has since moved on to simpler things, like The Mixed Signals. Oh, and she's not afraid of the dark. Are you?